Walmart Wonderland

Hello everyone! I know, I know... you thought I dropped off the face of the Earth, didn'tcha? For reasons that are too long (and certainly too boring!) to explain, let's just say I took... hrmmm... a REEEEEALLY extended coffee break. If you know me, then you know the amount of pee time that generates MORE than accounts for where I've been ;) Thanks very much to those of you who still read and left comments while I was gone. That means the world to me! Since I noticed there has been an uptick in hits to my previous holiday posts, I want to believe ya'll are feeling festive. Of course, that leads me wonder why you're reading blogs instead of dragging your arses into those storage rooms and haulin' out the decorations ... but I'll assume you just need a little inspiration :D So here, for your singing pleasure, is a nifty little ditty to get you rolling. You can thank me later for the ear worm. No, no! NOT the crusty, rolled up, dried out thing that you found under the Christmas tree box. Jeez. It's one of those tunes that gets in your head and, try as you might, you can't shake the damn thing out... well, go ahead and try this... you'll see what I mean *grin* Walmart Wonderland (sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland") You wake up, it’s December! Must have slept through November The panic sets in, it’s Christmas again And you head off to the Walmart Wonderland On the way there you’re jiving To Christmas tunes, while you’re driving Convince yourself with a grin, “Christmas SPIRIT kicked in!” As you pull into the Walmart Wonderland In the parking lot, there are no spaces You drive around just looking for one more Park in back with all the tractor trailers Then find out you missed a spot right by the door (ARGH!) You walk in, spot the greeter (That smiley face - can you beat her?) Grabbing a cart, your mission you start Shopping at the Walmart Wonderland Wander aimlessly for hours Through toiletries and CD towers “Next time,” you insist, “I’ll shop with a LIST!” To survive a day in Walmart Wonderland As you stare at the shelves, you get why Santa has elves To avoid the time in Walmart Wonderlaaaaaaaaand (You're welcome :) Now doesn't decorating seem much more appealing? *wink*)